Jewish Humor :
Two Jews argue : “I tell you that black and white are colors !”
No ! replied the other, are not colors ! …
“Let’s see Rabbi then !” … And they will see the Rabbi about their problem.
“Rabbi, is that white and black are real colors?”
“Yes,” said Rabbi
“So, you see ! The black and white TV that I’ve sold you, is a color TV !…”
Sufi Humor :
One day, Nasr Eddin bought a chalvar [pants] in a clothing store. Upon checking, he said : “Should I not take in his place, a djubbé [flowing robe] ?”
So he exchanged against the garment which he tested and went to him like a charm.
He was about to leave when the seller reminded him that he had not paid.
The Hodja [Nasr Eddin] took astonishment:
– How is that ?! Did I not traded it against the pants ?
The merchant, stunned, stammered:
– That’s true, but you did not have either paid for the pants!
Nasr Eddin reasoned him :
– What a strange shopkeeper you do ! You want me to pay for a commodity that I do not buy ?!